TV Review: 'Bachelorette': Talk about it!

You know, I never thought that anyone would be able to make a worst first impression on the Bachelor / Bachelorette franchise than that chick who took off her thong and handed it to Bachelor Matt. Oh, recapper of little faith! Did I not realize that Team Bachelorette would search far and wide to find someone capable of even bigger acts of jackassery? (SPOILER ALERT: Read no further if you've not seen tonight's episode.) Behold tonight's season premiere, in which our second choice dear Bachelorette Ashley met 25 "men," some of whom achieved adequate idiot status (I'm talking to you , guy with soul patch), but the one who truly brought his d-bag A-game was Tim � a.k.a Continue reading